I am normally not one of those people. Those, "Oh crap it is Monday and I desperately miss Friday", people. A day of the week is a day of the week. Some people when they have a bad day will double check and make sure that it is not monday. Oh how I envy those people. If only my bad days were just a simple Monday curse. Nope my bad days are cursed simple by me. I am my own voodoo witch doctor. My bad days happen simple because I decided to venture out of my safe place and suddenly the crazy magnet gets switched on. And crazy happens ever day of the week.
Today as soon as I woke up the girls announced to me that the turtle's light bulb had burned out; so Laney and I went straight to Petsmart to get a bulb. Of course Laney wanted to watch the turtle eat fish again therefore I had to buy a few swimming meats for the grinder. We asked an employee to fish out some turtle treats for us. Laney then informed the little Petsmart chick that the fish were for her dad's pet turtle and that it is "semi-aquatic". I was very proud of my little girl's vocabulary skills and then little Petsmart chick decided to roll her eyes at MY kid. I almost threw down in the middle of a pet store. Instead I gave little Petsmart chick a very stern "I will so own you" look and she quickly bagged up some goldfish victims.
As soon as I got home I went to plug in the new light bulb and realized I did not buy a bulb but a small lamp with the picture of a bulb on the box. Yup, I shopped by the picture and did not actually READ the package to make sure I was getting what I needed. Laney and I raced right back to Petsmart to exchange the lamp and to get a bulb. Of course little Petsmart chick was now working the register. Laney quickly and very obviously to everyone in the store pointed out that was the lady that made mommy mad earlier. After thanking Laney for pointing that out I quickly snatched up the manager and made him help me fix my light bulb problem. I also made sure that I bought two light bulbs to prevent me from having to deal with little Petsmart chick ever again.
In the parking lot right beside my van were two gentlemen dressed in matching cameo pants and T-shirts kissing each other. I so lied and told Laney that one of them was really a girl but she was just dressing up as a boy. I know it was weak but I was thinking on the fly and one guy had his T-shirt tied up all slutty like in the front to show off his belly. I don't want to go down that particular rabbit hole with my 8 yr old kid. All I know is that it worked.
See what I mean by crazy and that one just one simple errand of my day. Also the girls saw the picture I put up with this post and are now making their own mustaches out of black felt. I handed them the Flip camera and told them to have fun. I guess crazy can be fun.
***Some one just Facebooked me and pointed out that today is Thursday............... That's it I give up and I will now retreat and go to bed.*********
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