So this April Fools I decided to celebrate such a fine holiday and unleash some of my aggression issues. Boy did I have fun!
First Thursday night after the kids went to bed, I bubbled wrapped the kid's cereal and their toothbrushes. Second I taped plastic wrap across Andrea's bedroom door. Then just before tucking myself into bed I strung some dental floss across CJ's door. I then floated off to sleep land and had some dreams about a Pee-wee Herman trying to pimp out a tractor. (I really need to download Pee-Wee's Big Adventure)
Laney woke up first and promptly walked into my room holding the cereal and her toothbrush and demanded to know what happened. I told her Happy April Fools, she chuckled, and went on her way. Andrea denies that she walked into the plastic and CJ wanted to know who was trying to kill him. The best was the kid's bathroom toilet. I took the sound chip out of a greeting card and taped it to the toilet lid. When they went to the bathroom the toilet yelled "YOU DID GOOD! HAHAHAHAHA!". Now that is a morning wake up call.
All three went off to the destinations just knowing their mother has snapped and I went to work.
I put red glitter on Andrea's ceiling fan blades and glued google eyes on her bathroom mirror and shampoo bottles. I also glued google eyes on CJ's shampoo bottles and his tv; just so I can say that now it watches him. (I can't always come up with clever quips, sometimes a gal tries but can't alway deliver) I also used a little tissue paper and more googles eyes and rigged Laney's door to shower her with small shaky eye goodness. When they all came home each one had their own little special surprise.
(Andrea's bed after turning her ceiling fan on. She was not pleased with the mess)
The best was the Easter egg dye tablets. I put the tablets into the toilet tanks so that when they flushed the water color would change. Want to know why? I have observed a strange phenomenon in my family. After they flush the toilet they always check the bowl! I don't know why but all of them do it. Andrea came running down her stairs and wanted to know why I made her toilet orange. Laney wanted to know if I was using blue cleaner; so it was a dud for her. Chris was the best. I used green in our toilet and he just about had kittens.
(CJ's tv. I wonder how long he will leave those up.)
All in all I think our family should celebrate April Fools from now on. I also realize they will more thank likely take this day into account when they pick out my nursing home, but this just might have been worth it.
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